9 Season
82 Episode
'Allo 'Allo! - Season 3 Episode 2 Gruber Does Some Mincing
The sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna, which was taken by Lieutenant Gruber's dog, is minced by the Lieutenant – but fortunately he discovers it first and saves it. At the same time, the missing knockwurst means that Monsieur Alphonse cannot get back the money which he leant to pay the ransom of the kidnapped sausage. The Resistance pays him back with Monsieur Leclerc's badly forged money. But after everything seems to be getting back to normal, the sausage is sent to Lieutenant Gruber to make another copy. Also, Michelle's latest plan to get the British airmen back is by an old plane with the motor from general von Klinkerhoffen's lawn mower.
- Year: 1992
- Country: United Kingdom
- Genre: Comedy, War & Politics
- Studio: BBC One
- Keyword: france, raf (royal air force), small town, world war ii, prisoner of war, surreal, british army, workplace, slapstick comedy, parody, french resistance, dark comedy, breaking the fourth wall, soldier, cafe, double entendre, sitcom, 1940s, period sitcom, german army
- Director: David Croft, Jeremy Lloyd
- Cast: Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Richard Marner, Kim Hartman, Guy Siner